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Love Hurts, But This Movie Just Annoys
Sleek visuals, sharp dialogue, and zero likable characters. Closer is a stylish train wreck of love and lies, beautiful but hollow.
Nicolas Schuele
Jan 262 min read


Carry-On | The Holiday Action Nobody Asked For
The proof that not even Jason Bateman can save a movie where the biggest twist is Bruce Springsteen singing a Christmas song.
Nicolas Schuele
Dec 15, 20243 min read


Coup de Chance | A movie you've already seen plagued by bad acting
Coup de Chance rehashes familiar Woody Allen tropes with stale storytelling, wooden performances, and mismatched music, failing to impress.
Nicolas Schuele
Dec 13, 20242 min read
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